Wednesday 27 February 2013

Padosi ke mehrbani





PATI GHAR JALDI AA GYA !
PATNI NE PREMI KO POWDER LGA KR KONE
ME MURTI KI TARAH KHADA KR DIYA
AUR PATI KO KAHA YE MURTI GUPTA JINE DI
H...!!!
PATI AADHI RAAT KO UTH KR MURTI K AAGE
SANDWICH RAKH KR BOLA :- KHA LO GUPTA JI,
PARSO MAI B TUMARE
GHAR SARI RAAT AISE HI KHADA RHA KISINE
PANI B NHI PUCHHA THA.

 


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Lambi Muli



1 mashoor porn star ne Sabzi Mandi me 2 foot Lambi Muli dekh kar sabji wale se  pucha-Ye kya hai ?

Sabzi wala-Madam, ye hamare liye to Muli hai, par apke liye ye MAMULI hai..

Tuesday 26 February 2013

Bahadur pathan


Ek raja ne bhari raj sabha mein elan kiya.


Raja: “koi aisa bahadur insaan hai jo teen drum sharaab piye, sher ke daant tode aur ek ladki ke saath itna sex kare ki wo ladki behose ho jaye?


Tabhi ek pathan bola mai ye sab kar sakta hun-


raja bola thik hai-


Pathan ne 3 dram sharaab pi, fir sher ke pinjre mein ghus gaya…


Bahut der baad pathan bahar aaya aur bola: “kahaan hai woh ladki jiske daant torne hai

 

 


 

Geeli ungli



Husband news paper padhte hue pass leti hui wife ki choot main ungli Karne laga
wife: Oh jaano Sex karne ka mood hai?
Husband: Nahi paper ke page palantne k liye ungli geeli kar raha tha.